Kenny Robert lists the requirements to be "just another one from Miami": A Mercedes G Wagon, a Birkin bag, and much more

Kenny Robert, through his character Jessica, humorously critiques the superficial lifestyle of influencers in Miami.


Kenny Robert once again set the standards with his character Jessica, who this time listed, amid laughter and very direct hints, the essential "requirements" to become "one more of Miami," in the style of the influencers and content creators that abound on social media.

"If you want to blend in with Miami, then stick around for this video," Jessica begins, sparking laughter with her quirky list that, according to her, all digital divas follow to the letter.

Number one on the list: a Mercedes G Wagon, “so you can be more essence than appearance. They all have the same car”, she states, clearly taking a jab at Rachel Arderi, who even suffered an accident while driving this very model.

But the G Wagon isn't enough. You also need an apartment in Downtown Miami, from where you can show off spectacular views, and a closet like Diliamne, La Dura, “because everyone imitates her”, she insists.

The checklist continues with a mandatory pet: a Goldendoodle, the breed favored by Instagram celebrities. And on the wrist, at least three Cartier gold bangles. "If you can't afford it, fake it, like everyone else," Jessica quips, mercilessly.

The sporty look is also important: set from the brand alo, that you should wear “all day, under the sun, rain, and dew, even if the bo* smells”.

And what would an influencer be without her iconic bag? The Hermès Birkin is a must-have, the one that costs thousands of dollars but, somehow, “everyone has it.”

To complete the profile, you need to practice yoga or Pilates, and of course, "take photos in fancy restaurants even if you don't like the food." And no pictures with your phone: if it's not with a Canon camera, you might as well not even try. "If you take photos with your phone, you're just a starving artist," Jessica states.

The video not only entertains but also offers a sarcastic critique of the world of appearances that some Cuban figures in entertainment and social media navigate in Miami.

Frequently Asked Questions about Kenny Robert's Parody of Miami Influencers

What are the "requirements" to be "another one from Miami" according to Kenny Robert?

Kenny Robert, in his character of Jessica, lists that to be "just another one in Miami" you need a Mercedes G Wagon, an apartment in Downtown, a Goldendoodle, Cartier gold bracelets, clothing from the brand Alo, a Hermès Birkin bag, and to practice yoga or Pilates.

What criticism does Kenny Robert make of the influencer world in Miami?

Kenny Robert, through his character Jessica, critiques the world of appearances in which some Cuban influencers in Miami operate, pointing out the superficiality and the pressure to adhere to certain material standards and lifestyle choices. This critique is presented in a humorous and sarcastic manner, reflecting the materialistic trends that prevail on social media.

How has the public reacted to Kenny Robert's parodies?

The audience has reacted with amusement and laughter to Kenny Robert's parodies. His followers praise his creativity and skill in satire, although some of the figures being parodied have had mixed reactions, ranging from humor to anger.

What impact does Kenny Robert have on the Cuban community in Miami?

Kenny Robert has established himself as an influential figure in the Cuban community in Miami thanks to his charisma and authenticity. His humorous and critical content not only entertains but also encourages debate about the social and cultural dynamics within the community.

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Deneb González

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