They report the sale of a "module" from the CDR with absurd products in Ciego de Ávila: "Rope and old intimate garments."

A young man reported this Tuesday that in his Committee for the Defense of the Revolution (CDR), in the province of Ciego de Ávila, they sold the neighbors a module consisting of old underwear, cotton, a rope, and a tie.

Guillermo Rodríguez Sánchez recounted on Facebook that he was studying and working in his apartment when a neighbor informed him that a module was being sold through the CDR for 535 pesos.

"Being the jerk that I am even at 34 years old, I was excited and full of hope with my money in hand, waiting to see what 'wonderful cheap products' were waiting for me," Rodríguez expressed.

However, the "surprise" that awaited the young man was a module made up of a package of old intimate items, a small amount of cotton, a tie, and a rope.

He said that, due to their age, "possibly with zero menstrual retention, meaning that you would have to use three if you're a woman to achieve any effectiveness, and therefore, you'd be carrying a massive bulk."

He admitted that he hadn't seen cotton since 2007, so the "mini dose" included in the module would protect him "like a treasure." With irony, he commented that he almost "cried" upon seeing such a precious product.

Among the products in the module, Rodríguez mentioned a tie that, according to him, seemed destined for a local bus driver, who surely refused to wear it, saying that he wasn’t going to put on “that cheesy thing even if tied to the steering wheel.”

"That to make a fool of himself with the passengers, he had already had time with the bus broken every day and without parts in the workshop," he pointed out.

Finally, the module also included a rope, which was considered "the crown jewel" and also a "subliminal message" from the CDR "during the blackout."

"This module has a semantics that is halfway between a disturbing mockery and a failed attempt at utility," emphasized Rodríguez.

In an ironic tone, the young man "thanked" the CDR for the module made up of "slow-moving products in national warehouses with suspicious utility at 'modest prices.'"

However, he admitted: “It’s better not to take the rope, lest in a blackout I might use it to go to the beyond, while I connect the television when the power comes back and Bernardo Espinosa comes on announcing another energy crisis.”

The Cuban government continues to make a fool of itself in its desperate attempt to attract more people to political and mass organizations, such as the CDR.

The former Cuban spy Gerardo Hernández Nordelo, currently the national coordinator of the CDR, urged the members to fight on social media during the central event for the 64th anniversary of the organization.

In Santiago de Cuba, the venue for the national event, Hernández Nordelo stated that "the bombs of today are more subtle and hidden, and are primarily in the world of social media."

On the occasion of the celebration of the organization's new anniversary, INDER organized a special morning event with a "symbolic broth."

However, in the meantime, the government of Guantánamo sold a module to make the traditional festive ajiaco, for a value of 1,000 pesos.