Little more can be said about Sandro Castro. His social media captures all of his "intellectual production" for the history of infamy in Cuba.
This Monday, following his usual weekend revelries at his bar EFE in Havana's Vedado, the current bobo-influencer unveiled new content on his Instagram. Aware of the "success" of his bloodsucking series, Sandrito filmed another episode aimed at teaching “how to revive a vampire.”
Lying on the asphalt of a street (possibly 23rd Avenue in the capital, where he keeps his coffin in secret rooms of his bar), the guanajo represented a cardiac resuscitation maneuver, in which one of his attendants applied two bottles of Cerveza Cristal to his chest, like a defibrillator.
With 'Emergency Call' playing in the background, a 2008 track by Daddy Yankee, the "dying" vampire comes back to life after sipping a drink of Cerveza Cristal, foaming at the mouth.
It would be necessary to ask Eduardo Lacerda, director of Cerbuco Brewing Inc., or Nelson Arias Moreno, president of Corporación Alimentaria S.A. (CORALSA), both in charge of the joint venture Cervecería Bucanero S.A., if they think it is appropriate for Sandro Castro to promote Cerveza Cristal on his social media with "occurrences" that offend the dignity of Cubans.
Or perhaps the question should be directed to Alberto López Díaz, the Minister of Food Industry in Cuba, who oversees CORALSA. Or maybe this issue can be addressed by Alejandro Castro Espín, a colonel in the Intelligence of the Ministry of the Interior (MININT) and the uncle of the young "entrepreneur," who might know what is going on in his nephew's mind.
It is clear that Antonio Castro Soto del Valle, the child's uncle, will not be the one to account for his nephew's ramblings, as his neurons are at their limit trying to achieve a "hole in one" and attempting to "manipulate" Cuban baseball in the Major Leagues from a yacht in the Aegean Sea islands.
And as for his father, Alexis Castro Soto del Valle, one cannot do everything in this life. He already has enough on his plate with requesting explanations from Prime Minister Manuel Marrero Cruz for the "mistakes made", demanding answers from the Minister of Agriculture, Ydael Pérez Brito, theorizing about the meaning of "revolution" and other intellectual feats drenched in Ribera del Duero. Poor guy, how could he not announce his withdrawal from social media!
The grandson of the dictator Fidel Castro has thoroughly demonstrated that his mind is corrupted by the familial flaw of belonging to the “royal family” that has tyrannized the Cubans for 66 years.
More than half a century of luxurious living, mountains of privileges, disconnection from reality, and contempt for the people have left their mark on Sandrito, who sees himself as a businessman and "king of Havana's nightlife," and considers the rights-deprived Cubans populating the island as his subjects.
As a good bloodsucking pest, the guanajo with fangs has already tasted blood and has developed a taste for provoking and mocking Cubans on social media, just when they are most vulnerable and unprotected due to the collapse of the regime that his grandfather built.
It won't stop; it will keep clucking its nonsense until one day it faces that reality check where it will miss the hairs removed with laser hair removal. As Daddy Yankee would say, “control, we need assistance in the area / we are losing it, we are losing it, control / it's slipping away, it's slipping away…”. Sandrito is gone.
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